About Me

 

 

 NO SHORT NOTICE unless I've posted an AVAILABLE NOW ad on 411, Switter or Oh2. I only see up to 2 gentlemen on any given day, with at least 6 hours between, which makes my availability a bit limited.

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS, OR WE WILL NOT MEET. If you contact me more than TWICE - before screening is complete - requesting rates, menu or availability, you will be placed on my Do Not See list. If you submit your information incorrectly or incompletely more than TWICE, you will be placed on my Do Not See list. If you can't follow instructions, I do NOT want to meet you.

 

 

My screening form
or PM on 411/oh2/eccie

***Someone once said to me, "Oh, I sent the bare minimum (regarding references) because I didn't want to clutter your inbox." PFFT! Nonsense. Send as many as you want - the more the merrier, and you're likely to get screened a little more quickly.    

 

I WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE ON NIGHTS THAT GAME OF THRONES IS AIRING (not referring to reruns).

 

My profile on Private Delights - a new review site

My Switter profile

 

 My WISHLIST!!!

 

Specials!!

I just need plenty of notice!

I enjoy road trips, so I'm willing to go anywhere within a 1.5 to 4.5 hour drive from Kingwood, TX to grant my 2hr review special. 

 

Rates, Dates and Locations

Discounts for reviews offered - ASK ME!! 

Screening Request

 

 

 

 

 

Likes Read, listen to a diverse & eclectic playlist, watch movies, documentaries, and some TV; explore art, visit museums & other toursy places. Warm rainy days, blankets/towels right out of the dryer, vulgur/cynical humor like my own, new pens and socks. I also like that this hobby has shown me that I like some things I never knew I liked . . . :D I am well mannered and polite & like the same from my male companions.

Dislikes Ill-mannered people, bad attitude, poor hygiene, those who do not value my time, cold weather, traffic, math, uncertainty, public speaking, "that time of the month" err; folks who are super-close minded about music; spiders and scorpions; death/disease and homelessness and war.

Hobbies photography, travel travel travel- but mostly road trips (long or short. i can handle either) 'cause I'm really nervous in airplanes; Texas hold'em, horse races, reading, writing, computers, camping, hiking, fishing, learnin' new stuff - especially other people's stories; anything animals. & fuckin'! :)

Favorite Food(s) Everything! But no sushi, mushrooms, peas, or spicy or slimy stuff. Bacon! Love that stuff. Chicken Fried Steak. I also have quite a sweet tooth. Or two. Cookies & Cream ice cream, Thin Mint cookies. Fresh fruit

Favorite Beverages Knob Creek Kentucky Straight Bourbon, White and Pink Moscato, Caramel Macchiato with extra extra extra caramel

Favorite Flower Gardenia, Yellow Daffodil, Cherry Blossom, Tulip

Favorite Perfume Romance - Ralph Lauren, Euphoria - Calvin Klein

Favorite Color purple, silver

Favorite Animals horses, & my dogs, pandas, and penguins

Favorite Music I have a broad sense of taste in music, and I'm open to all forms. Faves: tool, a perfect circle, nin, deftones, elton john, paul simon, bush, sarah brightman, frank sinatra, hans zimmer, chopin, alabama, johnny cash, b.b. king, hurt, linda ronstadt, george strait, ronnie milsap, nat king cole, connie francis, angels & airwaves, white zombie, slipknot, radiohead, tupac, run dmc, linkin park, alice in chains, soundgarden, ben howard, paul & storm etc etc etc etc

Favorite Holiday 4th of July

Preferred Gifts CASH!!! books, purfume; Gift Cards: iTunes, Amazon Audible, Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret, Barnes and Noble, Half Priced Books, Petco.

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