The Erotic Review

 I am so wet and ready to play! Are you ready to let me indulge you in an intimate, erotic, and passionate encounter with me? I am extremely sensuous and ready to provide you with absolute pleasure and total satisfaction.

My name is Lilli, and I am a sexy, seductive, and sensuous GFE companion. I guess you could say that I am considered a MILF which must mean that I am only getting better! My lovers have always complimented me on my look which includes piercing green eyes and a tall, lithe model's figure accentuated by some exquisite D cup mms. I am soft spoken, a little goofy, and sweet by nature. My sense of style is highlighted by my demeanor which is part country girl, part city girl, and part wanderer. I enjoy travel and am always searching for my next destination. My primary purpose is to please you and make you feel like you are #1 when you are with me. My hair's always a mess, I'm the furthest thing from "graceful," and I have my fair share of dingy moments . . . I'm nothing close to perfect, but I'm pretty awesome. :D I'm not the only one to say so. You should check me out!!

 

 

Say hi soon!
XoXXoX

 

NO SHORT NOTICE unless I've posted an AVAILABLE NOW ad on 411. I only see up to 2 gentlemen on any given day, with at least 6 hours between, which makes my availability a bit limited. 

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS, OR WE WILL NOT MEET. I will not discuss rates or menu. EVER. Research to find out what you want to know. I also will not discuss availability until screening is complete. If you contact me more than TWICE - before screening is complete - requesting rates, menu or availability, you will be placed on my Do Not See list. If you submit your information incorrectly or incompletely more than TWICE, you will be placed on my Do Not See list. If you can't follow instructions, I do NOT want to meet you. 

Screening:

1. Send 3 links to provider profiles of 3 Eccie, 411 or TER providers you've seen within the last 6 months. I need links to their ECCIE, 411 or TER PROFILES. DO NOT SEND LINKS TO PROVIDERS' PERSONAL WEBSITES, PHONE NUMBERS OR EMAILS. (If you've written 3+ reviews w/in the last 6 months, you may skip sending refs if you want, and I'll just send inquiries to a few providers you've reviewed. If your refs are 411 okays from within the last 6 months, please contact me on 411.) If you don't send links and don't have the reviews/okays, you'll only receive a message back from me stating your screening info is incomplete, and we won't be able to move any further.

2. Send your hobby name/handle, phone number/email, your age and race. If you don't send this info, you'll only receive a message back from me stating your screening info is incomplete, and we won't be able to move any further.

3. If there's a particular date/time you want to meet, let me know this and the amount of time you wanna spend together. :)


***Someone once said to me, "Oh, I sent the bare minimum (regarding references) because I didn't want to clutter your inbox." PFFT! Nonsense. Send as many as you want - the more the merrier, and you're likely to get screened a little more quickly. . . 


****I WILL NOT respond to initial contact via phone call, TER PM, text message or email. Correspond via Eccie/P411 PM, or my website until screening is complete. If you do anything other than this, there's a big chance an appointment will never be set with me. That would suck!! So, do it right; so, we can have some fun.**** My phone number is meant for texting only. I will not answer calls or listen to voice mails.****

I WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE ON NIGHTS THAT GAME OF THRONES IS AIRING (not referring to reruns).


P411 System Id: P207607

I respond to Reference Checks promptly!! Please have the girls PM and don't give out my number or email. :) Thank you very much. KEEP IN MIND: I will not vouch for you if I haven't seen you within the last 6 months or if you give other providers my email or phone number. Again, FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.

 

Likes

Read, listen to a diverse & eclectic playlist, watch movies, documentaries, and some TV; explore art, visit museums & other toursy places. Warm rainy days, blankets/towels right out of the dryer, vulgur/cynical humor like my own, new pens and socks. I also like that this hobby has shown me that I like some things I never knew I liked . . . :D I am well mannered and polite & like the same from my male companions.

Dislikes

Ill-mannered people, bad attitude, poor hygiene, those who do not value my time, cold weather, traffic, math, uncertainty, public speaking, "that time of the month" err; folks who are super-close minded about music; spiders and scorpions; death/disease and homelessness and war.

Hobbies

Photography, travel travel travel- but mostly road trips (long or short. i can handle either) 'cause I'm really nervous in airplanes;      Texas hold'em, horse races, reading, writing, computers, camping, hiking, fishing, learnin' new stuff - especially other people's stories; anything animals. & fuckin'! :)

Fave Foods

Everything! But no sushi, mushrooms, peas, or spicy or slimy stuff. Bacon! Love that stuff. I also have quite a sweet tooth. Or two. (I wanna thank so-&-so for the intro to tres leches cake@Chuys. The shiznit & i owe you something particularly sweet and dirty for that.)

Fave Drinks

What Texas girl doesn't love sweet tea?! DP, and pink & white Moscato; Mike's Hard Lemonade (Black Cherry), Tequila Rose, Strawberry milk

Fave Flower

Anything colorful (make sure to include purple :) ) I have always enjoyed and appreciate flowers.

Fave Perfume

Romance - Ralph Lauren, Euphoria - Calvin Klein

Fave Color

Purple, silver

Fave  Animal

Horses, & my dogs, pandas, and penguins

Fave Music

I have a broad sense of taste in music, and I'm open to all forms. Faves: tool, a perfect circle,nin, deftones, elton john, paul simon, bush, sarah brightman, frank sinatra, hans zimmer, chopin, alabama, johnny cash, b.b. king, hurt, linda ronstadt, george strait, ronnie milsap, nat king cole, connie francis, angels & airwaves, white zombie, slipknot, radiohead, tupac, run dmc, linkin park, alice in chains, soundgarden, ben howard, paul & storm etc etc etc etc   



And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

 

 

 

 

 

PROFILE

  • Lilli Reznor
  • Straight
  • 5' 8"
  • 38
  • Brunette
  • Yes
  • Cash only
  • Nashville, TN
  • Thin
  • 125 lbs
  • Willing to travel
  • changes all the time
  • Bald
  • Men
  • Female
  • 34D-26-35
  • White
  • Green
  • Short
  • No